Dumb Ways To Die

Chord Dumb Ways To Die

Intro:@b
C  F  C  F
 
Verse:@b
    C    F       C   F
Set fire to your hair
       C          F       C   F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    C       F        C      F
Eat medicines that's out of date
         C       F        C       F
Use your private parts as piranha bait
 
Chorus:@b
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die
 
Verse:@b
          C    F             C   F
Get your toast out with a fork
         C      F        C   F
Do your own electrical work
 C         F           C   F
Teach yourself how to fly
        C        F          C       F
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
 
Chorus:@b
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die
 
Verse:@b
         C          F       C   F
Invite a psycho-killer inside
           C             F           C   F
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
          C       F         C     F
Take your helmet off in outer space
           C            F        C     F
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
 
Chorus:@b
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die
 
Verse:@b
        C         F       C   F
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
       C          F              C     F
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
 C       F       C    F
Eat a tube of superglue
                                   C
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
 
Chorus:@b
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die
 
Bridge:@b
Am       G      C            Em      F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
   F        G        C        Em      F
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am
Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing
G                                 Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F                           G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
 
End Chorus:@b
C       G       Am    Em
Dumbest ways to die
C       G        Am    Em
Dumbest ways to die
C    G       Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F
So many dumb
   Fm                C
So many dumb ways to die